Following The Lizard Queen

by Langdon Alger

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I loved a girl. Lisa Simpson. I loved her for what felt like 21 years, which makes no sense as I'm just a young boy. Unsure how to approach a relationship (I'm quiet and spend most of my time doing puzzles) I foolishly began following her. I also began plotting to kill everyone she became romantically involved with, although I never followed through. I stopped following her and wrote these songs instead.

For a rarer find, my troubled cure. I love you.
Don't Believe the Simpsons Comics. GSSR09


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released February 14, 2014

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Track Name: Choo-Choo-Choose Me
Got to know just what you write,
Dreams of classroom valentine.
Clutch my card, I sit and wait,
Hope that you reciprocate.

I hope you choo-choo-choose me

In an act of kindness,
Give love to the mindless.
I am jealous and spineless,
tear my card, left feeling lifeless.
Track Name: Guess Who Likes You
Stop hitting myself, I've not had my lunch in weeks.
I've been held by my ankles and laughed at in two sour bleats.
How could a boy so cruel take the only girl I love?
He says he'll change for her, but I'm still beaten up.

Oh, do you not see his hands around my neck?
He says "Nuke the Whales", and I scream "Free Tibet".

A note passed in class to declare your love,
I'm surprised it still held credence when he bet your big sister up.
Vulnerable, embarrassed, never felt so small,
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Oh, do you not see his hands around my neck?
He says "Nuke the Whales", and I scream "Free Tibet".
Track Name: Density
I followed you home for the first time today,
You went with him to the observatory.
Sit down and bask in the Springfield lights,
20 feet away, I have binocular eyes.

You said "knock it off" and slapped your first kiss,
Couldn't believe that you'd accept his.
A million tiny candle set the stage,
He's filled with guts, me, jealous rage.

Watching your first sweet embrace,
I wait in the bush and masturbate.
You call him a gentleman, I disagree.
But then what would you think if you saw me?

Touching myself in the shrubs, stalking you.
Would you be scared if you knew I continue.
I try to fight with the lump in my throat,
I never thought I'd stoop so low.

I stop and shudder, too young for release,
But now that I'm following you I can't see.
So I make the same plans to see you tomorrow,
spend a few months hiding in your shadow.

I followed you home for the first time today,
You went with him to the observatory.
Sit down and bask in the Springfield lights,
20 feet away, I have binocular eyes.
Track Name: R.I.P Linguo
I wait at the science fair,
Thought that I would see you there.
The grapevine tells me, you're at another school,
Thelonius' hands all over you.

These fleeting loves of yours,
I come to expect.

Heard you made plans,
To see him again, hold hands.
Tear my hair out.
In school time, I can follow you about.

These fleeting loves of yours,
I come to expect.
I will find them all,
I will break their necks.

When you hit High-school,
Thelonius won't move.
Track Name: What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak
Everything's coming up someone else.
Persistence paid off, desperate hard sell.
Now you've forgotten all he did to make you wince.
I watched as jealousy has you convinced.
How miserable do I have to be, before you are happy?
I hear from his lips he feels the same as me.

You don't want her to be with him,
Or him with someone else.
In this awkward situation,
You kiss and make him melt.
His persistence paid off,
A desperate hard sell.

And the hardest part of what I see,
Is that the hold he had on you,
Made you act like me.
Track Name: Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince
Oh, what a day, I bump into your father,
He says he's seen me around
(What does he mean?)
Now gone too far, like a story you tell in your treehouse,
I hunt you down, just for laughter.

Help me, I've lost my way, a boy,
Thought I could mold myself into the man
you dream of, and fulfill all you needed.

No, I'm not stupid, I know it if you show me,
I knock you down into condescending concepts.
What would I do, if anyone does expose me?
Don't think "I love you"
(Will be an excuse).

Oh well I follow you, muddy shoes, for what seemed like years.
If you spot me, I know you'd just be scared,
Deservedly so.

Try to transform into a veggie buddhist eco prince,
Instead I'm a hunter,
Instead I'm a creep.
Track Name: Langdon Alger - Entitled Monster
What if she knew? I know I've been cruel.
Entitled monster, I thought I'd been made for you.
Oh Lisa, I love you
Oh Lisa, I love you.

Thought I deserved you, somehow the nice guy.
I am beyond abominable. This is goodbye.
Lisa, Goodbye.
Lisa, Goodbye.

I tried to fight with a lump in my throat,
Sing to myself the song your father wrote.

I can't believe you're not mine,
I can't believe you're not mine,
I can't believe you're not mine,
I can't believe you're not mine,
Margerine.